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Don't Make Me Get My Fat, Lazy Ass Off This Couch

from Hollywood Potato Chip by The Vandals

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    • Limited edition BLUE/WHITE HAZE version of the infamous 2004 album by playful punk anarchists The Vandals!

    • This, the band's 10th studio album, included a logo that parodied Variety magazine which resulted in a protracted legal battle that saw Vandals bassist Joe Escalante heroically taking on the Goliath legal team at Variety...and winning!

    • Musical highlights include a killer cover of Queen's "Don't Stop Me Now" along with "How They Getcha" and "My Neck, My Back!"

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lyrics

I know it's not my fault I've been held back, under attack by parents,
teachers, lawyers, past employers, that hold me down.
My efforts all disgraced and criticized, thrown in my face.
They're only joy to plot and foil my conquests, and hold me down.
I hope they're happy now.

I blame the people who are in front of me,
deliberately they block me from my dreams and progress.
I just let them win.
And never try again.

I've never stood a chance.
My bets laid plans we're quickly dashed by cheaters, theives and squealers-
glory stealers, that hold me down.
I hope they're happy now.

I blame the people who are in front of me,
deliberately they block me from my dreams and progress.
I just let them win.
And never try again.

I gave it one last shot,
they knocked me down and ripped me off again they win, I quit.
They won't admit it, they hold me down.
I hope they're happy now.

I blame the people who are in front of me,
deliberately they block me from my dreams and progress.
I just let them win.
And never try again.

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from Hollywood Potato Chip, released June 29, 2004

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The Vandals Los Angeles, California

This is the Vandals, a punk rock band . from Orange County, California that started up in the early 1980s and for some reason still has some shows to play. (See below).

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