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    Tracklist Hide Credits
    1 43210-1 2:41
    2 Appreciate My Honesty 2:32
    3 I'm Becoming You 2:40
    4 Disproportioned Head 2:06
    5 Soccer Mom 2:55
    6 We'll All Get Laid 2:25
    7 Little Weirdo 3:03
    8 I Can't Wait 2:42
    9 Where's Your Dignity? 3:09
    10 My Brain Tells My Body 2:58
    11 When I Say You I Mean Me 2:17
    12 The Unseen Tears Of The Albacore 3:09
    13 My Brother Is Gay
    Trumpet – Joe Escalante
    2:30
    14 Lord Of The Dance 3:09
    15 Count To Ten 2:41

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Clearly this song is about Michael Flately

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Lord of the Dance

A needy world greets the new messiah. Taking applications for disciples. To touch the hem of his leather trousers, unleashes the fury of his healing powers.

His feet we’re blistered for you sins, and painful melvins in the high school gym. From those who doubted “He” was “Him”.
The savior of our souls- Lord Michael.

CHORUS
I’m exploding in my pants, from the spirit of the Lord of Dance. The whirling dervish Son of Man, repent while you still can.

His wonders work in mysterious ways. Arms are still above his furious legs. A simple shuffle and a full plié, he’s making Zima out of Perrier.

He’s got one commandment for his scribes to tell- “Ignite your passion” or burn in hell. Hallelujah we are in his debt, baptized from his holy sweat.

CHORUS
I’m exploding in my pants, from the spirit of the Lord of Dance. The whirling dervish Son of Man, repent while you still can.

The Lord of Lords declares a holy war on the on the onlookers and the wallflowers.

CHORUS
I’m exploding in my pants, from the spirit of the Lord of Dance. The whirling dervish Son of Man, repent while you still can.

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from Internet Dating Superstuds (31 Track), released July 16, 2013

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The Vandals Los Angeles, California

This is the Vandals, a punk rock band . from Orange County, California that started up in the early 1980s and for some reason still has some shows to play. (See below).

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