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My First X​-​Mas As A Woman

from Oi To The World! (Christmas) by The Vandals

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    Previously Out Of Print! Just in, hot off the American presses!
    This is the classic 1996 release, re-mastered with bonus overture theme track. This is the sound track to your punk rock Christmas. It's not punk rock Chanukah, It's not punk rock Kwanza. It's punk rock Christmas, and after 20 years, it's become a tradition of it's own.

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about

The first vocal on the track says "I'm not a real girl." This was taken from an actual event experienced by All Day's Paul McFaydn in deepest, darkest, Long Beach.

lyrics

With Christmas upon us it's time to be honest
and follow my dreams and to face
a life of delusion and gender confusion
no longer will be the case

I never wanted army men or basketballs,
I only wanted pantyhose and Barbie dolls
And dressing up in mother's clothing.

My whole life I've been feeling only feminine
It always seemed so useless trying to be a man
Now that's a ghost of Christmas past

Now it feels like the very first time,
cuz it's going to be the very first time,
that Christmas feels right to me.

And I know that I'm looking good
Just like a real girl should-
It's my first Christmas as a woman

A doctor reconstructed all my genitals
And now I'm waiting underneath the mistletoe
for a guy who could love a girl like me.

I took the hormones and I got my breasts
This season's gonna be the best to me.

I won't have to tuck it behind me
Since I got my brand new vagina
It's my first Christmas as a woman.

Chop if off! Chop if off! Chop if off!
My penis, chop it off
It's no use to me.
Cut it off!
Chop it off! Chop it off!
My penis, cut it off so I can finally be
A Woman...

Now I'm finally happy cuz I made my goal
to be a post operative transsexual.
now I'm a pretty lady

Now it feels like the very first time,
cuz it's going to be the very first time,
that Christmas feels right to me.

Cuz I know that I'm looking good
Just like a real girl should-
It's my first Christmas as a woman

credits

from Oi To The World! (Christmas), released December 5, 2013
Dave Quackenbush - Vocals
Warren Fitzgerald - Guitar
Joe Escalante - Bass
Erik Sandin - Drums
Written by Warren Fitzgerald ©Puppety Frenchman Music, SESAC

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The Vandals Los Angeles, California

This is the Vandals, a punk rock band . from Orange County, California that started up in the early 1980s and for some reason still has some shows to play. (See below).

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