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    Never before has this gem been available on Vinyl. It's a dirty white vinyl for dirty white people, and people of all races. It comes with a 31 track download that includes enjoyable instrumental versions of all the jams.

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    Tracklist Hide Credits
    1 43210-1 2:41
    2 Appreciate My Honesty 2:32
    3 I'm Becoming You 2:40
    4 Disproportioned Head 2:06
    5 Soccer Mom 2:55
    6 We'll All Get Laid 2:25
    7 Little Weirdo 3:03
    8 I Can't Wait 2:42
    9 Where's Your Dignity? 3:09
    10 My Brain Tells My Body 2:58
    11 When I Say You I Mean Me 2:17
    12 The Unseen Tears Of The Albacore 3:09
    13 My Brother Is Gay
    Trumpet – Joe Escalante
    2:30
    14 Lord Of The Dance 3:09
    15 Count To Ten 2:41

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We’ll All Get Laid
Well it’s a great big world that’s filled with disappointment. We’re maggots in the ointment just squirming to get free. And now the futures got
much more than you can handle.
Don’t try to light a candle.
Let’s curse the misery.

And as we head for certain doom, don’t give up so soon. Till every one of us is dead and vengeful Armageddon has arrived.
CHORUS:
Cuz we’ll have a drink and throw a parade. And greet the rapture screaming “Hoary!” And hope someone jumps on the grenade. But no one will. We’ll all be killed and we will thrill as blood is spilled. And even the bravest of us run away. We’ll all get laid.

Cuz you still got dreams that haven’t been pissed on. And you still got things you’ll never get done. And you’ll keep on running like a rat on a wheel. And keep on wondering what is the deal. What was the point? And how come it ends this way? Well no one knows, we’ve only got today. And as the lights go dim, don’t think it’s all so grim. At least we all go out together heading off to never-never land.
CHORUS:
Cuz we’ll have a drink and throw a parade. And greet the rapture screaming “Hoary!” And hope someone jumps on the grenade. But no one will. We’ll all be killed and we will thrill as blood is spilled. And even the bravest of us run away.
We’ll all get laid X2

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from Internet Dating Superstuds (31 Track), released July 16, 2013

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The Vandals Los Angeles, California

This is the Vandals, a punk rock band . from Orange County, California that started up in the early 1980s and for some reason still has some shows to play. (See below).

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