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the Vandals - 4​,​3​,​2​,​1​,​0​,​-​1

from Internet Dating Superstuds (31 Track) by The Vandals

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    Tracklist Hide Credits
    1 43210-1 2:41
    2 Appreciate My Honesty 2:32
    3 I'm Becoming You 2:40
    4 Disproportioned Head 2:06
    5 Soccer Mom 2:55
    6 We'll All Get Laid 2:25
    7 Little Weirdo 3:03
    8 I Can't Wait 2:42
    9 Where's Your Dignity? 3:09
    10 My Brain Tells My Body 2:58
    11 When I Say You I Mean Me 2:17
    12 The Unseen Tears Of The Albacore 3:09
    13 My Brother Is Gay
    Trumpet – Joe Escalante
    2:30
    14 Lord Of The Dance 3:09
    15 Count To Ten 2:41

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Written in an Irish elevator. The proof is in the photo attached herein. This is a true picture of the elevator in the Dublin hotel the Vandals have stayed at many times. When you see a scenario like this, you just have to write a song about it.

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4321…
Stop, pretending you’re even having fun
You just stand there looking dumb and bored with your thumb in your ass… you’re better than that.
For once in your life, before you retire be the leader of the choir set your pubic hair on fire just because, you feel like it
CHORUS:
Be that moron screaming in the crowd- HEY!
This shit could never be too loud for me
Help us help you armpit fart,
cuz we’re only getting started…
Dance and bleed, Karate chop and pray good times will never stop.

Oh boy is this great! Don’t hesitate rub your feces like an ape, and finally celebrate- just because.
Finally talk to a girl, throw your dream journal in the urinal cuz with tap shoes and a girdle, dreams really can come true…you’re living proof
CHORUS:
Be that moron screaming in the crowd- HEY!
This shit could never be too loud for me
Help us help you armpit fart,
cuz we’re only getting started…
Yeah, we’re only getting started…

Participate, it’s the end of the wait, show up late, masturbate, tell your date you’re in shape- though you’re not.
Take off your shirt, eat a fistful of dirt, and never learn get sunburn, cuz it looks good on you.
CHORUS:
Be that moron screaming in the crowd- HEY!
This shit could never be too loud for me
Help us help you armpit fart,
cuz we’re only getting started…
Yeah, we’re only getting started…(X2)
Dance and bleed, Karate chop and pray good times will never stop.

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from Internet Dating Superstuds (31 Track), released July 16, 2013

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The Vandals Los Angeles, California

This is the Vandals, a punk rock band . from Orange County, California that started up in the early 1980s and for some reason still has some shows to play. (See below).

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