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Christian Or Canadian

from Hollywood Potato Chip by The Vandals

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    They will suspect you have a gun in the bag because the gun is on the outside. Get it?
    You can see how big it is from the picture Big enough to put some 12" vinyl inside, so, it's like 12 1/2 inches! Note: Some people have been buying this to cut up and use as a big ass back patch.
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    • Limited edition BLUE/WHITE HAZE version of the infamous 2004 album by playful punk anarchists The Vandals!

    • This, the band's 10th studio album, included a logo that parodied Variety magazine which resulted in a protracted legal battle that saw Vandals bassist Joe Escalante heroically taking on the Goliath legal team at Variety...and winning!

    • Musical highlights include a killer cover of Queen's "Don't Stop Me Now" along with "How They Getcha" and "My Neck, My Back!"

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lyrics

It couldn't be worse. From chorus to verse.
It sounds like Korn but a little bit worse.
Is it Christian or Canadian? Guess!
On 90.7 it's bad 311.
Evidently it's a hit. But it stinks to high heaven.
Is it Christian or Canadian? Guess!

Play the game that isn't fun,
Can't be enjoyed, and can't be won.
Someone get me a gun.

Canadian or Christian
Canadian

It sounds kind of emo, or not so tight screamo.
And he keeps saying 'Him', so I'm gonna say homo.
Is it Christian or Canadian? Guess!
He's wearing a sweater, like '98 Vedder.
But it's 2002, and the song could be better.
Is it Christian or Canadian? Guess!

Play the game that isn't fun,
Can't be enjoyed, and can't be won.
Someone get me a gun.

Canadian or Christian
Canadian
Get me a gun

It's said that those that cannot do
Will end up teaching stuff to you,
Or some of them find God instead or better yet the border.

Canadian or Christian
Canadian

I cannot quite place it. It sounds like Ocasek.
But 20 years later, so you might as well face it.
Is it Christian or Canadian? Guess!
It's so non-commitish, like light Reel Big Fish.
Or rock en Espanol, translated into English.
Is it Christian or Canadian? Guess!

Play the game that isn't fun,
Can't be enjoyed, and can't be won.
Someone get me a gun!
Someone get me a gun!

Canadian or Christian
Canadian

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from Hollywood Potato Chip, released June 29, 2004

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The Vandals Los Angeles, California

This is the Vandals, a punk rock band . from Orange County, California that started up in the early 1980s and for some reason still has some shows to play. (See below).

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